Giving Thanks

It is Thanksgiving, so I have written a Haiku to express my gratitude.

"The Office" on HULU:
Twenty-two minutes
Unless you count commercials
Then it's twenty-six

Since it's a holiday, I offer you a bonus Haiku (not so much in thanks as in frustration).

The Receptionist:Snap to it Nard Dog
I don't want this dragging out
for three more seasons